This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Randomize
