why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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