Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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