remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
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at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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