Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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