i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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