one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
it's great music for shaving your balls
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
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Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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