wat bout pragnant strippers??
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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