I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
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We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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