He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
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Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
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Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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