Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
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We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
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I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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