Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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