Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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