Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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