If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Randomize
