just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
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I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
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I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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