We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
