You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Randomize
