ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
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and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
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I need dunkaroos back in my life.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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