butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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