i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
vagina is talking i cant
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
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One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
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I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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