What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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