Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Randomize
