Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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