You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
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Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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