I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
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Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
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