So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
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There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
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I just want to make out with him forever
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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