we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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