you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
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I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.