Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
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Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
You've changed since you got that strap on