even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
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Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
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Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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