I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
you didnt know i had herpes?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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