Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I love having hate sex.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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