I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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