Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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