My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I enjoy the company of your penis
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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