are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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