i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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