what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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