i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
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I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
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I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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