so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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