I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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