we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
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I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
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It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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