I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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