I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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