these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
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