You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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