We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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