It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
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I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
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I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
sex on a bike is impossible
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