I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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