you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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