I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
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New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
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We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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