i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
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When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
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GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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