Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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