is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
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Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
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Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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