So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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