i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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