I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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